Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Selamat Hari Raya~

Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin!~




P/s sori entry pendek sangat sbb x mase hehe

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Let it rain

Today is a good day. Hepi day kata orang melayu.Woke up at around 6am, cannot fight the urge to "landing" back,woke up again at 7.00,then 7.15,then 7.40,8.00,8.15,8.30, and finally at 8.45. Lepas bangun pagi gosok gigi trus baca pharmacology lambang nak jadik hotshot doc haha. I was reading about cholinergic agonists when I realised that there was a big fat black cloud coming to my direction accompanied by angin2 kencang and guruh sabung menyabung. I thought it was just a false alarm lambang sebelom ni dah ada perkara sebegitu terjadik. But just when i finished reading about pilocarpine which is an effective drug for treating galucoma, the first drop of rain hit my window and i was just overwhelmed by the fact that hujan dah turun kat tanah tandus ni hahaha.I was so happy that after I thanked God for blowing the rain clouds and made the rain befell upon us, I went to bilik Hazim and told him of this berita gembira. He too was so very the excited lantas kami menari2 lambang rain dance macam orang asli sambil main tabla haha...Our neighbours(mando,awe,halfi,ejat) were all awakened from their sleeps akibat dari pesta tarian hujan tersebut(Padan...Motif pukol 10pagi diorng x bangun lagi?)

"It is Allah Who sends forth the Winds, so that they raise up the Clouds, and We drive them to a land that is dead, and revive the earth therewith after its death: even so (will be) the Resurrection!" Fathir verse 9

Ok skarang pergi kepada tajuk lain plak. Last friday,which happened to be Friday the 13th muahaha,Syeikh Abdul Rahman who is the muazzin at JUST telah mengajak bebudak Malaysia sekalian berbuka puasa kat Masjid Umar Al-Khattab at Sarih. So as usual before Iftar we had to listen to a Bayan or Ceramah given by one of their orang alim. The ceramah was in English, and i tried to record it gune henpon baru tapi kesal ok rupe2nye x tekan button record maka x dapat record haha. BTW, the food was sedap like before and we really had a good time. Looking forward to next year's event boley?haha

Gelojoh katanya

Sapekah disebelah kirisyeikh tersebut?Adekah beliau juga seorang syeikh?

Budak2 junior bermesra ngan orang Somalia

And lastly,semalam yakni hari Ahad,I had bad day T_T(sile nyanyi lagu tersebut).Sekian wassalam.

Salute,

Shultze

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

*Fill in the blanks*

Good evening everybody finally my liver is moved to post a new entry in this web infested blog after a long period of hibernation on the blog writer's part.I ekceli donno what to write about,so i just post some random stuffs la ok.

1st i want to wish myself happy belated 19th birthday which was actually on the 3rd october and also i want to thanks my mom for buying me a brand new phone which is a trillionz lightyears away from my current phone,technologically speaking la.But mind u guys even if she didnt give my anything i'll still thank her for all the kasih sayang and khidmat bakti yang dicurahkan selama ini. So as requested by my mommy yakni hajah Sharizah Shariff,ladies and gentlemen,arabs and a'jam,please welcome atenolol(sony ericsson W300i)

Alamak pics terbalik lambang malas nak betolkan ok

And also a lot of thanks to nurnadhrah@akak nad and abg faez for making an entry about my birthday altho diorang saling copy and paste sajor lambang malas nak karang entry sendri haha.Thank you very strong.

Tak dilupakan kepada sahabat saye Syed Ahmad Izzat bin Tuan Besar yang besday beliau adalah semalam.Semoga panjang umur dan murah rezeki.Allah yutowil umrak wa yutowil ma baina ijreik hahaha.

Ok thats all for now but before i berbuka puasa,ada satu soalan berdasarkan the picture below : Buku apakah yang paling besar kat rak mamat tersebut?Jawapannye will be announced in the next hapdet hehe

Salute,
Shultze

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

At last..Abis pon 1st year

So tadi adelah exam yang terakhir for this semester,yakni Biochemistry.Susah sket daripada previous exams,tapi overall ok la kot.Semalam dah pasang kapet untuk rumah baru,and will move in esok la kot,x pon Jumaat,sebab esok ade budak pompuan nak pindah so kene tolong2 angkat barang diorng yang "sikit" tuh.huhu.

Semalam gi kedai kapet Rudaideh kat Syari' Hasyimi yakni Hasyimi Street..so on the way nak gi umah kitorng naik pikap pakcik tuh sebab die nak ukur umah,kitorng pon borak2 la..pasal Malaysia segala..pastu lepas sejam die datang balik bawak kapet bergulung2 lambang nak pasang kat umah kitorng..Aku pon borak2 la ngan pakcik tuh..rupe2nye die seorang Syiah dari Iraq yang bernama Ayub..die sebok tanye camne nak wat bisnes kat Malaysia..aku pon kelentong la sedikit sebanyak yang aku tau..pastu die tanye,Malaysia ngan Jordan mane lagi maju,aku cakap la Malaysia,pastu die counter balik aku,die kate,"Kat Malaysia ade jalan sampai Europe ke?"sambil muke riak..Nampak sangat die x blaja geografi haha..Aku jawab la kalo dari Jordan nak gi Mesia kene lalu Iraq,kalo x mati kat Iraq lalu Iran plak,kalo kene tangkap kat Iran gi Afghanistan,kalo x mati kat Afghanistan lalu Pakistan India Myanmar Thailand baru sampai..Pastu kitorng pon went on to discuss pasal Kurds,perang sedara iraq segala...

Semalam gak abang2 senior tahun 6 selamat sampai dari Malaysia antaranye Abg Faez aka Hata,Abg Fird aka Otai Irbid,Abg Bayam dan jugak Abg Syapi..Petang tadi main bola ngan diorang lambang dah lame x gelecek n tekel diorang haha..Cam biase la bintang England ni ade la score sebijik hakhakhak

So,seblom balik Mesia ni banyak keje nak kene wat,pindah umah la,beli barangan cenderahati saguhati segala untuk orang2 Mesia dan sewaktu dengannye..xpe kalo x sempat beli tahun ni ade lagi baki 5 tahun kan kan kan??hehe.. ok ok kene cau dlu nak rakam video arab buat dabkah sempena majlis kawen sape entah..memekak sajor

Salute,
Shultze


Operasi mengangkat kapet melalui difficult terrain,tabah bagaikan pengangkat roket Hezbola

Pakcik Ayub si pemasang kapet.Die kate kalo aku bawak gamba die naik kapalterbang,nanti kene turun,sbb orang kate ni gamba Iraqi terrorist huhu

Seorang lagi jiran macho,Mando

Ah selesanye hakhakhak

Monday, August 14, 2006

New House aka Rumah Baru

At last,after months of careful planning and covert operations,kitorng dapat gak move in into sebuah rumah yang selesa bergaya lagi murah dan bekalan air tak putus..Ekceli rumah ni betol2 depan umah Ejat dan Mando dan Awe,kalo bukak pintu je terus nampak pintu rumah diorang..So umah baru ni will have me,Hazim and Afiq sebagai penghuninye..

Tanpa melengahkan masa,petang tadi kitorang pon bergerak menuju ke objektif(rumah tersebut) untuk melaksanakan misi yg diberi codename "Operation Spring Awakening" walaopon skarang adelah musim summer tapi kitorang nye spirit bagaikan di musim spring..so lepas asar ataupon lebih tepat jika dikatakan,lepas bangun tido,kitorng pon geraklak 3 orang ke rumah tu..Hazim membeli sabun basuh bertujuan untuk membasuh rumah,tetapi mungkin disebabkan lack of common sense(jgn marah jim LOL),die beli kotak kecik,dan before we could wash anything,sabun dah abis..haha..tapi kitorng x kesah,the operation must be completed no matter what the cost..kitorang pon basuh ngan riang ria sambil di jenguk2 oleh future neighbours aka Ejard dan Awe..so lepas lebih kurang setengah jam,siaplah perkara membasuh rumah....kitorang pon balik ngan gumbira lantas terus main bola sepak..

Anak buah Don Corleone bawak kayu nak blasah orang

Mencabut carpet lame dengan penuh semangat

Gotong royong amalan tradisi lagi mulia

Hazim in action

Afiq in action

Acap in action plak..hehe

With our future neighbour,Ejard..macam nice je hehe

In other development,skarang dah cease fire kat selatan Lubnan.IMHO,this is indeed a victory for Hezbollah.Israel terpakse patuh kat UN nye resolution just nak elak from being totally humiliated on the battlefield..bukan senang nak suruh Israel patuh UN resolutions..You can count how many resolutions that went unheeded by Israel..So for the time being,memang clear Hizbollah is the winner..Marilah kite same2 nyanyi lagu Hizbollah yang aku letak kat blog ni hehe..
Hezbollah salute

Perasan Hezbollah..haha

Salute,
Shultze

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

George Galloway speaks out against Israel

Poor lady newscaster~~LOL

U guys should watch this video,memang best giler haha




Salute,
Shultze

Friday, August 04, 2006

A new beginning

Cewah title post cam jiwang jer walhal x de pape pon huhu..At last i manage to force myself to change the template of my blog to at least a cleaner one..Nak bace pon x pening..Baru ade semangat nak post baru haha..Today i got my room cleaned,my blog furnished,my clothes washed..tinggal my hair je left to be cut..

Ok..tomorrow I got bichemistry exam..my docs last words were "dont panic,answer properly"..yeah i admit the materials in this exam are a bit hard,but i think insyallah i can do it.. hope i'll get good marks tomorrow..pray for me wokey?

And with all this war thingy going on,Irbid remains a peaceful place to live in..I hope this war wont spill out of Lebanon to Syria,coz my home is located just 12 miles from Syria,less than 20 miles from Israel,and roughly 20 miles to the Golan Heights..Kalo perang merebak confirm aku kene balik Malaysia punye uwaaa..X pon aku dok je sini jadik army medic huhu..Papehal pon always pray so that the worse wont happen...

So far since the beginning of the war,nothing have changed except the topic of Friday khutbahs,which every single week touched about our duty of helping our oppressed brothers and sisters in Lebanon and everywhere else,to obey Allah's orders and the importance of being united in order to emerge victorious in this conflict..The imam of todays prayer ended the second rakaat,with the verse:
"As to those who turn (for friendship) to Allah, His Messenger, and the (fellowship of) believers,- it is the fellowship of Allah(Hizb Allah) that must certainly triumph"
Al-Maidah 56..

Can feel the "semangat" when Syeikh Ma'mun(imam) completed the ayat...


Salute,
Shultze


Map from Google Earth showing my position in the Middle East

Friday, July 21, 2006

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Lebanese victims of the Israeli massacre at Marwaheen village.It was said that initially Israel warned the residents to flee the village,and when they did,the Israelis attacked their fleeing convoy.



Here,Israeli children busy signing their "gifts" to their "friends" in Lubnan.


Salute,
Shultze

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Farts can kill

Again,i found this hilarious video on YouTube.Enjoy~



Salute,
Shultze

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Fillet-o-Fish

Got an email from an old friend,thought to share it with you guys

A father teaching his son about the US FOREIGN POLICY

Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction, son.

Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of
mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.

Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.

Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find
any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden.
Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right
before the 2004 election.

Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass
destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.

Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons
that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't
they use any of those weapons when we went to war
with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know
they had those weapons so they chose to die by the
thousands rather than defend themselves.

Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they
choose to die if they had all those big weapons to
fight us back with?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to
make sense.

Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they
had any of those weapons our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or
not they had those weapons. We had another good
reason to invade them anyway.

Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass
destruction, Saddam Hussein was cruel dictator,
which is another good reason to invade another
country.

Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes
it OK to invade his country?
A: Well!, f or one thing, he tortured his own people.

Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a
good economic competitor, where millions of people
work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S.
corporations richer.

Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited
for American corporate gain, it's a good country,
even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.

Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing
the government. People who criticized the
government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.

Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.

Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the
Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.

Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.

Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the
government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.

Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.

Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor.
Cuba, on the other hand, is not.

Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our
government passed some laws that made it illegal
for Americans to trade or do any business with
Cuba until they stopped being Communists and
started being capitalists like us.

Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up
trade with Cuba, and started doing business with
them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become
capitalist's?
A: Don't be a smart-ass.

Q: I didn't think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of
religion in Cuba.

Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China.
Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a
military coup, so he's not really a legitimate
leader anyway.

Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the
government of a country by force, instead of
holding free elections like we do in the United
States.

Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a
military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he
did, but Pakistan is our friend.
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is
illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate .

Q: Didn't you just say a military general who
comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the
legitimate government of a nation is an
illegitimate leader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our
friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.

Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.

Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men. Fifteen
of them Saudi Arabians hijacked four airplanes and
flew three of them into buildings, killing over
3,000 Americans.

Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained,
under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.

Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics
who chopped off people's heads and hands?!
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did
they chop off people's heads and hands, but they
oppressed women, too.

Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban
43 million dollars back in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they
did such a good job fighting drugs.

Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping
people from growing opium poppies.

Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium
poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and
heads cut off.

Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and
hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if
they cut people's heads and hands off for other
reasons?
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic
fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing
flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's
hands for stealing bread.

Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and
heads in Saudi Arabia?
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a
tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and
forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in
public, with death by stoning as the penalty for
women who did not comply.

Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in
public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional
Islamic body covering.

Q: What's the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi
women is a modest yet fashionable garment that
covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes
and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an
evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers
all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.

Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different
name.
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi
Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.

Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers
on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.

Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.

Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he
was a bad man, a very bad man.

Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen
repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in
the 1980s.

Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil
Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union
broke up in 1990 or thereabouts!, and now they
have elections and capitalism like us. We call
them Russians now.

Q: So the Soviets ? I mean, the Russians ? are now
our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our
friends for many years after they stopped being
Soviets, but then they decided not to support our
invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're
also mad at the French and the Germans because
they didn't help us invade Iraq either.

Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we
had to rename French fries and French toast to
Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another
country doesn't do what we want them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our
enemies, we invade.

Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the
1980s! ?
A: Well, yeah. For a while.

Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against
Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.

Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.

Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at
the time, we looked the other way, to show him we
were his friend.

Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies
automatically becomes our friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.

Q: And anyone who fights against one of our
friends is automatically an enemy?
A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if
American corporations can profit by selling
weapons to both sides at the same time, all the
better.

Q: Why?
A: Because war is good for the economy, which
means war is good for America. Also, since God is
on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a
godless un-American Communist. Do you understand
now why we attacked Iraq?

Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted
us to, right?
A: Yes.

Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George
W. Bush and tells him what to do.

Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we
attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices
in his head?
A. Yes! You finally understand how the real world
works. Now close your eyes, make yourself
comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.

Q: Good night, Daddy.

Go and do the math on your own :D

BTW,some pics of a video released,containing a hostage who skipped his class LOL


Pemotongan kepala
Salute,
Shultze